reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
the statement “real women have curves” pisses me off
no. real women are anyone who wishes to identify as a woman, end of story.
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing
I made the mistake of watching this gif while listening to spotify and then this happened
blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? use your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard
Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo
This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.
I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK
the things i find on the internet
UNMUTE IT. I PROMISE
I was introduced to a 2 year old girl called Vriska yesterday.
i was in a doctor’s office once, and this kid was running around and screaming and making a huge fuss. And then his parents come along and I found out his name was Karkat.
i met a guy named dave once